
Here is a sneak peak for your reading pleasure.
PIZZA MANIAC
for all you pizza lovers out there.
It's time for you to know your pizza!
Pizza Maniac is here just for that!!
Simply as these questions:
Do you like Pizza?
Are you sick of being normal?
Do you like Magazines?
(Yes, Yes, Yes. )
Then you are right for Pizza Maniac!
Take the Quiz
1. Do you eat pizza often?
A. YEAH
B. No.
C. Medium
2. Do you talk about pizza a lot?
A. No.
B. Sometimes
C. Yes
3. Are you cool?
A. No.
B. Yes
C. I'm a nerd
4. Do you eat pizza fast?
A. Really Fast!
B. Nah uh.
C. A good speed
5. Do you eat butter filled socks?
A. No.
B. Yes
C. No but I eat pizza!!
Answers: A, C, B, A, C
Remember that us pizza guys are great, we eat big, we're cool big. We RULE!
Remember the Facts:
* Don't savor pizza, devour it!
* Pizza has cheese, meat and tomato so it's healthy!
* Develop that pizza coolness that makes the girls go wild!
* Pizza makes even dorks popular!
* Pizza- Bigger is better!
* Eat Pizza till the explosion
These will help you become a pizza maniac.
Pizza Story:
One day Bob the dork went to school and was shoved
face first into a toilet.
He came home wet.
He thought, "How can I become cool?"
Bob got an idea, he could eat pizza!
Bob is now the most popular kid at school.
And that, my friends, is the POWER OF PIZZA!
Magazine by Joshua Moody.
His magazine is on news stands now! We got a family discount and only paid a dollar! I think it was money well spent!