* "When I grow up I'm going to wear oderant(not deodorant) so that no girls will want to come near me!"
*Matthew: "When I grow up, I want to have a beard!"
Me: "If you have a beard, your wife might not want to smooch you because you'll feel too scratchy!"
Matthew: "PERFECT!! I knew beards were AWESOME!"
* (in all seriousness) "Mom, do you think you could order me a pair of hairy armpits on the Internet?"
* "When I grow up, my belly button is going to be so deep I can save food in there! Then, when I get hungry at church, I can pull it out for a snack!"
* Dallan: (as Matthew and Mitchell are bathing) "Matty, you might not want to drink that water."
Matthew: "Why"
Dallan: "Because Mitchell might have p**d in it."
Matthew: "Aw, well can't I just put it in my mouth?"
6 comments:
LOL! That was so cute! I love little kids. I need to start writing down some of the things my kids say. That is too cute.
HaHa! Those are GREAT! I love the hairy armpit one...I'm thinking you just might have to order him some! Then he'll have somewhere to put is ODORant. :)
You have a little comedian on your hands! I'm still laughing...so cute!
April! He is SOOO funny! Where do kids get things from?
April, I loved those thought provoking comments. I just love the way little boys' minds work.
Your boys make me laugh! Loved all their little quips. They must keep you laughing all the time. They grow up too fast.
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